Wednesday, March 10, 2010


You cast your votes, we tallied, and the winner of
"A Wee Drunk
Leprechaun" is...

Irish Promise - Blarniful Body Butter

If your skin is all wrinkled and spotty,
And not matching with your inner hottie,
You must try our new butter
- Read these words that we utter –
It will fix all that’s wrong with your body!

Do you find yourself in a bad mood?
Are your neighbors quite snotty and rude?
Buy a jar of this, quick!
It will quite do the trick,
This amazing new cream that we’ve brewed

It will remove the fat from your bum!
It will triple your family’s income!
Friends will think you quite smart,
Men will vie for your heart!
Jealous women will beg you for some!

It will heal halitosis and warts
And those are just two things for starts!
It can re-grow lost hair!
Make you dress with more flair!
(It can even un-stinkify farts!)

Throw away all your alpha hydrox
And your silly old shots of botox.
- Buy a jar of our cream –
You’ll think you’re in a dream
When the girl in the mirror’s a fox!

Your old car will burn up much less gas,
Your employer will treat you with class,
No more waiting in lines!
It prevents traffic fines!
And a cute guy will come mow your grass!

Of course greenies have no need to panic
As our recipe is all organic
It is vegan of course,
From a fair-traded source,
And it’s filled with all good stuff botanic.

So please buy up this listing today,
Before somebody calls the FDA
They may find a few flaws,
(Oh those labeling laws!)
And we’d hate if they locked us away.

But most important...who gets to indulge in this Blarniful Body Butter?
this wonder cream!?
I am happy to announce that it is

Stop over and check out her shop! Thanks for playing KarmologyClinic!!


Beyond the Picket Fence said...

Yay!! Congrats Swan & Karma! Love your shop Karma!

Amelia's said...

Your Blarniful Soap Butter looks fantabulous, Swan!! Congratulations! And congrats to you, Karma!!

The Skin You're In said...

Whoohoo, Christina and to Karma! Congratulations to you both!

Anonymous said...

Thank you for your nice words! I'm so excited that I have won this, love handmade soap and cosmetics.
Keep up the good work!

Burnt Mill Candles and Soap said...


Mary said...

Yay Swan!! congrats. Lovely and your limerick was so creative!!

Randi Lyn A. said...

Congrats Swan and Karma!!!